Oedipal Bed (of sloths)

Oh my sweet Professor, or confessor if you’d like, I’m wondering one thing, as I’m a furry and a stickler for physiological accuracy, for how long do sloths engage in the physical act of coitus?  And how slowly do they defecate?  I just need to know how long it’s safe to wait for someone to get out of the bathroom after we have been roleplaying as sloths, not that this has happened, or will happen.  But yeah…

-SLoandlois


Professor Yolo Forgetful does not write, as he yelled something profane about his own mother and father and sloths and ran into the building adjoining the newspaper office, an illegal cockfighting ring/oxygen bar.  We’ll call that pleading the 5th.

 One of many amorous sloths that may, or may not be a costume with a person inside.

One of many amorous sloths that may, or may not be a costume with a person inside.